Y Career

This is for all Systems Engineers, DBAs and network administrators who think of earning money in the technical area.In large companies (Bradesco, Votorantim, Sony, GM or any company that has a large number of technology personnel) rolls they call career in Y. This parade was created for professionals who do not want to spend the administration can continue moving up the company in the technical area, and earning better wages. But everybody complains that it is very difficult to be promoted. Then someone created a guide on how to be promoted career in Y.The individual begins Analyst 1 and Analyst can become 8. Analysts 1 are commonly known as baby Analysts, ie a little more than trainees.Conditions necessary for you turn Analyst 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 and 8:

Analysts 2 and 3 - Do your duty, fulfill their deadlines, sometimes stay after hours, do masterclasses, be sociable and work as a team. You must destroy crops of cucumbers (cucumber = problem). Basics of Technical English. Example: Human normal.

Analyst 4 - Same as above + daily Killing a lion (lion = a big problem), with a workload of 12 hours. Be responsible for 30% administering a small network users to type 700. English, Spanish and Visual Basic + 1 mandatory language desirable. Example: fuckers

Analyst 5 - Same as above + A dragon per week (= dragon is a huge problem), with a daily workload of 16 hours without holidays. Be responsible for 40% of administering a network of 1,000 users type. English, French, Japanese, Spanish, VB and C + + required. Example: Mister M, David Coperfield, Padre Quevedo.

Analyst 6 - Same as the previous, except that, if one lion kills per hour, a dragon, a day, a week ALIEN (ALIEN = is a problem of this world) and over an area equivalent to half a globe in cucumber crops . Daily schedule of 20 hours. Be responsible for 75% of administering a network of 2,500 users and 30% of all internal technology projects. English, French, German, Japanese, Spanish, Aramaic, Latin, Mandarin, Vietnamese, VB, C + +, ASP, DHTML, Cobol required. Example: Mythological Creatures, Gnomes, NINJAS with the power of the 9 cuts. Note Like NINJAS, only one can kill a six Analyst Analyst 6.

Analyst 7 - Same as the previous, except that the lions and dragons flee from you. You'll have to hunt them in other dimensions and planets. An area equivalent to a star class 5 (Sun) in plantations of cucumber and three ALIENS and PREDATOR per day (= PREDATOR is an impossible problem to be solved, eg, making a body with mass m traveling at speeds above the speed of light knitting a wool sweater while brushing your teeth, and suck cane whistles). Hours 25 hours daily. Be accounted for 100% of the administration of a network of 6000 users and 60% of all internal projects technology. English, French, German, Japanese, Italian, Spanish, Aramaic, Latin, Mandarin, Vietnamese, Borg, Klingon, pascal, fortran, C #, ASP, JAVA, XML and all 13 500 languages ​​and dialects that C3PO speaks in the film Star Wars compulsory. Example: Magician Merlin, as Jedi Luke Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi, Master Yoda (hence the name of career-Y), Darth Maul, SPECTROMAN. Do not get discouraged, you will get a 7 you will be analyst. Great power has the dark side ADMINISTRATIVE FORCE. You also have to be a HIGHLANDER, because only with an eternal life you will have time to reach this position, but do not forget that there can be only one and not let any other 7 analyst, cut his head.

Analyst 8 - It's the top job in the Universe and you will be considered as the master of the elements. You have the power over life and death of beings, so you no longer need to kill them, you just want the problems to be solved or creates new physical laws in the universe to make it happen. And you will forgive everyone. You will be omniscient, omnipresent and omnipotent. Hours daily indefinitely, for you time and space no longer exist. Be responsible for 100% and 100% of the projects in the area of ​​technology in a company of 30,000 users in 7 days. Example: God, Buddha, Allah, Zeus, ODIM, STRENGTH.As you can see, it is simple to develop good technical career ...